People take note: DON'T HAVE KIDS!!!

I am utterly disgusted with children. they're not well behaved, they smell, and they don't know how to act in public! And then their parents take up for them. I'm not really sure if it's the children that I hate, or their parents, but today, I was thinking that there should be classes or something that you have to go to, like the kind of things you do before you adopt children. Just because a couple is fertile doesn't mean that they should be ALLOWED to have children. Also, I become more and more in favor of modest proposals.