"Calls to other guest rooms from this phone have been disabled"

Whoa, where to start....

So, it's relatively common knowledge that I'm addicted to AIM. I usually talk to a few people as I'm winding down in the evenings, sometimes there are some great conversations that occur between me and Rob.

A little background........
Rob's in Austin, in a hotel room.

Rob: my hotel room has 3 phones
Rob (9:39:35 PM): including one next to the toilet
Me (9:39:53 PM): wow
Rob (9:40:01 PM): the one next to the toilet has a big sign thatsays "calls to other guest rooms from this phone have been disabled"
Rob (9:40:12 PM): which just makes me wonder what someone did tomake THAT a necessity
Me (9:40:30 PM): oh my
Me (9:40:33 PM): i don't know
Rob (9:41:14 PM): it makes me want to crank call other roomswhile i'm on the can though, i'll tell you that
Rob (9:42:14 PM): it seriously made me want to dial 2115 and tell them i was pooping

so, this may only be funny to me. But I love it. Knowing Rob, I can see him calling 2115.

This conversation kept me up a little bit longer than I wanted to last night, but really....who wouldn't want to stay up to see where this conversation went? There wasn't too much about talking while pooping....but there were some other funny things. I was still in bed before 10:30. woop woop!